Chapter 1.5 Proms and Pregnancy

Another kid leaves the nest.  Good riddance.

Wait, what the fuuuuuck?

Holy fuckballs, Dog Face is going to prom.  Now I've seen everything.

Paper boy will not deliver until this shithole gets cleaned up.  Bad Beatrice!  If she wasn't knocked up ALL the time, she might actually clean the damn house.

Here we go again.  I cannot find an Italian name that starts with K.  This will have to be another J name.  Justina?  I give up.  Perhaps J-Girl.  Because it will be a girl. And this is the LAST one.  I don't care if we don't have a spare.  No more damn babies!

Wonder where your damn husband is...

Wait???
WHAT???

WE HAVE A SPARE!!!
BOOYA!

Junior.  That's his name. He's an eccentric genus.  I would prefer to use him as the torch holder but rulez is rulez.  Unless someone gets wacked.  Yep.

Hey look at this, Angelo is NOT in jail for this arrival!  Whoda thunk it eh?

Beatrice:  Baby goes on floor, amirite?
Angelo:  You are a failure as a mother, but predictable.

Dogface:  So my dad is in the recycling industry, you know, he deals with trash.
Promdate:  My dick is this big.
Dogface:  I so wanna tap that.  Do you think my flippers are sexy?
Promdate:  Uh, I gotta go.  You know.  Pee.  Wait...nevermind.  I already um...

Birthday!!

Still hideous.

This is her formal wear.  I.can't.even...

Another birthday!

Not so cute anymore.

Time to boot this one out of the nest.  Goodbye Helena.  Don't buy any mirrors.  2 words for you hunny:  Plastic Surgery.

Angelo decided to go out on the town to find a little strange, unfortunately he ran into his daughter Gia.

He gave her a gift for her graduation.  She seems happy.

He ran home like a bad boy and was rewarded for doing so.

Beatrice knows how to keep her man from straying.

This one has a bad habit of checking under his bed for monsters and gets freaked out. Finally he is asleep in his bed.

Janice rolled the slob trait when she aged up.

Ah so cute!!! I just want to pinch his little face.

Damn it Beatrice!  Bad mommy!  He is NOT a football you dumb fuck.

Angelo steps in to save the baby from severe brain damage.  I think I see a birthday happening...

Another ugly kid.

Angelo leaves for work.

9 kids. NINE.  Hope these two age up to elders soon.

Next up:  More Birthdays