Saturday, August 29, 2015

Chapter 1.3 Am I Still Playing This Fucking Game

This chapter wouldn't exist if I wasn't playing so I guess this was a stupid name for this chapter.
Where did we leave off?  Oh yes, during the birth of child number 7.

Eugenia had a birthday at a neighbor's house however the game didn't save that so she aged up at home (wearing an entirely different outfit at the end of it to my horror)




How the hell is Gia back home?  Isn't she supposed to be at the hospital?  Eugenia is dressed like a dirty hoar (whore) just like her mudder.

Now I remember why Gia is home.  Beatrice had a baby at the hospital.  Gia (the smartest Sim of this shitty family) took a taxi home.  Beatrice walked the entire way with the newest Good Fella in a stroller.  In winter.  With a starved baby.  #BeyondFuckedUp.

Guess what she had? Go on, guess.



 #FuckingFinally!  It's a boy!

During her walk all the way home, Helena aged up to a teen and Feonia moved out.








 Beatrice, failure of a mother, finally gets her newest puppy into a crib.  Just in time for someone to graduate!  Woot!



Helena finally got through her transition of aging up and looks perfectly normal now (except that she is butt ugly)




 There is ugly and then there is BUTT UGLY.


 I don't know which sim this is but it's one of the Good Fella Sims.  Angelo looks like such a proud father.  He doesn't know which one of his puppies this is either, but he has his boy and life is good!



Since this is the only sim that matters, it is photo time!!!  Here is the little bugger looking so cute:




Beatrice can barely feed this child properly.



I'm pretty sure she has lost the will to live.


Bitch is throwing us an eyeroll.



At least Gia cares about this puppy.

I think Beatrice wants to smother him.




Gia helps out when he needs love.


 Gia has a very expressive way of communicating.

 Since this family could probably use a spare heir (I really think Beatrice is determined to kill the baby) I had Angelo perform in the hot tub.


Knocking her up will keep her from killing the boy. #HopingForAmaleSpareHeir


Morning sickness happened rather fast with this one.




 She won't use a dirty toilet to VOMIT.  Unfuckingbelieveable.  #IcantSpellForShit #DontEvenCare


This is the most vomit she has spewed in any single pregnancy.




Gia and Butt Ugly are off to school.
Why are there no other sims in the neighborhood that go to school?


 AGAIN???  That is a lot of vom for a single pregnancy.  I hope she doesn't have twins again.




 Little puppy is now a toddler!  I should give him a name.  Aw crap, he's cross-eyed.  This generation is doomed!

Some pics just because
(I don't know why I took these)


Oh good!  His eyes uncrossed.




Funny face during labor!


Son of a bitch!  Another damn girl.  Baby number 8.  Ugh.


 Angelo seems to get arrested every damn time a baby is born.  #EveryDamnTime




So I'm checking this draft in preview and none of my pics are loading.  #FuckBlogger
Of course I deleted them since Sims keeps crashing #TryingToMakeTheDamnGameRunDamnit

Anyhole, here's more pics (that probably won't load either):




Next chapter:  Will Blogger allow me to post pics?  Ugh.









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