He's a good fella. I have a hard time keeping track of who's who, so I'm gonna alphabetalogical dees here sims eh? I'll also speak a bit of low class mafiaish. Mk?
The rules are harsh however to remain true to this type of lifestyle, there will be no working female spouses, no changing of diapers by a male and no same sex lovin. Other crazy rules are posted on my 'da rulez' page.
Angelo's spouse has been preselected by god (me) and she's just right across the street. Meet Beatrice:
She dresses like a dirty hoar (whore for the non-mafia peeps), wears too much makeup and has big honkers. Perfect!
Angelo spoiled this bitch and she rejected 3 of his marriage proposals however proposal #4 worked like a charm (selfish bitch will pay for that!)
Angelo: You like dat ring do ya? I gots more, it's called hot hope diamond
Beatrice: Did you say something? Shiny!
And they lived happily ever after. Well no. Not really. Not at all.
Since this is the founder family and there are no real rules on this, I will make sure the founding mother is properly miserable as she should be.
Clean the damn house woman! I don't care if you are knocked up with our first baby!
They were about to woo hoo and she went into labor
She had to woo hoo when she got back from the hospital. Speaking of hospital,
It's a girl. We are not pleased. At least this one can help out with the important child (torch holder)
It's name is Catherine. It doesn't matter what it likes.
Back to woo hoo.
I am attempting to see if anything will trigger labor.
Angelo worries about finances and finally has enough lifetime happiness points to summon some help. He wishes for money and did a bit of upgrading to the house.
Beatrice goes into labor and hopes for a boy.
Damn it! Another girl. It's name is Danielle.
A showtime gnome showed up, he was sold for a nice profit. Angelo knocks up Beatrice for the third time in hopes of producing a boy.
Guess why he's a bit pissed...go on, guess
I played this current family for a while and tried to get them to sleep. It didn't matter what I did, they would auto cancel any attempt to sleep, nap or rock in the rocking chair. I tried everything to no avail. The only thing that worked was to move the entire family to a new neighborhood and NEVER EVER place any bed in the house that is part of the showtime or supernatural EP. Ever. Don't do it. Your sims will never sleep.
Danielle loves the new couch.
Rocking chairs are the best thing Sims came out with for an energy recharge. The twins love them.
Catherine as an adult (or teen, I can't keep track of all these damn kids).
Beatrice gives birth to ANOTHER DAMN GIRL. We called this one Gia. I am now having blogger issues. Sims crashed and blogger decided to center my text. Some days #IjustCan'tWin.
Beatrice is attempting to handle life as a mother of 5.
Angelo did his duty and tries to catch up on some Zs
She's knocked up again. It cannot possibly be another girl.
Danielle aged up to a teen (or adult, I can't keep track) and is one of the ugliest Sims yet.
I intended for this first chapter to be a very brief background on the torch holder however I don't know if we'll ever get a male from this family. Sims has crashed 4 times now and I have had glitches that have made gameplay the opposite of enjoyable.
Chapter 1.2 "Do we have a boy yet" should appear sometime in the near future.
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