Chapter "who gives a rat's ass": We're moving!

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Chapter 1.6 More Birthdays

Sims 3 is glitchy as hell.  Somehow I am still playing in spite of 16 game crashes.

Onto the Good Fella family from hell...

Random sims show up, half just walk in the house.  They'll stay until 3 am (after napping in a rocking chair) and decide it's time to go home.  No, time to go home was seconds after you arrived you moochy Sims!

I have no idea what this one's name is but she helped herself to everything in the house.

Yea we don't have diamonds here but if you wanna we can eat first???

Having a broken down car in the garage is a win!  Every visiting sim is compelled to work on it for at least an hour and when the damn thing is all fixed up, you sell at a tidy profit.

Ignacio was doing homework when he felt a bit odd and started growing pubes.  Birthday time!

His birthday wish:  Please let me have normal uncrossed eyes. Please!!!!

Sucks to be you Ignacio!

 Beatrice is giving the guest "whadafuck you doin in my house" glance but she frequently glares at all Sims.  She also forgets what she is doing and will get distracted by something shiny frequently.

House guest from hell just won't leave.

 Way to go pansy!  Let's get you looking like a man and not your mom.

That's better!

 Go away.

 Our mother of the year award recipient is teaching one of her puppies how to talk.
"If you don't listen to your father the grim reaper comes and takes you away.  Say grim reaper"
"Daddy say bad Mommy!"

 

Will she ever put on clothes?

I want a new life!  I had too many damn kids and my husband doesn't even look at me anymore!

Damn it genie!  I'm still here!  Calgon take me away!!!

Has anyone seen the way the weatherman dresses?  That gut!  Ah Sims, you slay me!

Janice (I think this one is Janice) is a real helper, she licks all the plates clean.

That shit comes from #GoodParenting not really.

It took me forever to figure this one out but if you put a kid book on the floor, a kid can read it.  "And he huffed and he puffed and he made her have 9 kids.  The moral of the story, stay in school kids.  Or the grim reaper will get you."

Since the last puppy is temporarily distracted, there are some daily chores Beatrice needs to finish.

Hope he wore a condom.

Angelo finds time for his son.  Anything for his heir.  First wish for a shitton of money and teach him how to drive.  It went well.  

 So Beatrice, how does it feel to hand over your fortune to your first son (7th kid)?

"Fuck you"

Birthday!!!!  Another puppy ages up.  Yay yawn.

Please don't be a hideous mutation, please!

Sometimes this shit looks like it hurts.

She looks like the first puppy born, ah, doesn't matter.  She's a girl and doesn't count in this family.

 She actually isn't half bad looking.

Nevermind.

Chapter 1.5 Proms and Pregnancy

Another kid leaves the nest.  Good riddance.

Wait, what the fuuuuuck?

Holy fuckballs, Dog Face is going to prom.  Now I've seen everything.

Paper boy will not deliver until this shithole gets cleaned up.  Bad Beatrice!  If she wasn't knocked up ALL the time, she might actually clean the damn house.

Here we go again.  I cannot find an Italian name that starts with K.  This will have to be another J name.  Justina?  I give up.  Perhaps J-Girl.  Because it will be a girl. And this is the LAST one.  I don't care if we don't have a spare.  No more damn babies!

Wonder where your damn husband is...

Wait???
WHAT???

WE HAVE A SPARE!!!
BOOYA!

Junior.  That's his name. He's an eccentric genus.  I would prefer to use him as the torch holder but rulez is rulez.  Unless someone gets wacked.  Yep.

Hey look at this, Angelo is NOT in jail for this arrival!  Whoda thunk it eh?

Beatrice:  Baby goes on floor, amirite?
Angelo:  You are a failure as a mother, but predictable.

Dogface:  So my dad is in the recycling industry, you know, he deals with trash.
Promdate:  My dick is this big.
Dogface:  I so wanna tap that.  Do you think my flippers are sexy?
Promdate:  Uh, I gotta go.  You know.  Pee.  Wait...nevermind.  I already um...

Birthday!!

Still hideous.

This is her formal wear.  I.can't.even...

Another birthday!

Not so cute anymore.

Time to boot this one out of the nest.  Goodbye Helena.  Don't buy any mirrors.  2 words for you hunny:  Plastic Surgery.

Angelo decided to go out on the town to find a little strange, unfortunately he ran into his daughter Gia.

He gave her a gift for her graduation.  She seems happy.

He ran home like a bad boy and was rewarded for doing so.

Beatrice knows how to keep her man from straying.

This one has a bad habit of checking under his bed for monsters and gets freaked out. Finally he is asleep in his bed.

Janice rolled the slob trait when she aged up.

Ah so cute!!! I just want to pinch his little face.

Damn it Beatrice!  Bad mommy!  He is NOT a football you dumb fuck.

Angelo steps in to save the baby from severe brain damage.  I think I see a birthday happening...

Another ugly kid.

Angelo leaves for work.

9 kids. NINE.  Hope these two age up to elders soon.

Next up:  More Birthdays